Richard and his wife saving your site

[Richardhelper]

Hello guys ! This is Richard again ,
Im here again to help you solve the comment spam problem ,I got tons of emails and wasnt able to help all of you but Ill do my best. I am a very nice guy actually, and I want to save the internet world! As I told you I know a lot of spammers because my wife Dosia and I work at a large link spam company.When I saw the blogs , guestbooks and forums full of spammy links I was shocked! I wanted to stop this pest,and I know there is a note book in the office where these techniques are kept secret.Im trying hard to find this secret book.As soon as I find it Ill tell you guys how to prevent the spam comments.Im in danger now guys because my boss will spank me hard for this if he finds out I want to ruin his business!I feel very guilty because these people gave a job for us and we are ruining their business.I know they have a website and they look for links thats why i asked you for a link to their site for me not to feel so guilty and do something good for them too.My wife and I will probably be fired:( But we are r
eady for this to save you. Thank you guys, dont worry,Ill help all of you.Please believe me and our dream will come true.

From Richard and Dosia with love. icq 454 528 835

[daniel]

Please please dont help us,

Help yourself

[Sadie]

LOL :grin:

[Snoopy_inc]

on your way out let the door hit you hard on the head & ***.

May i suggest a stricker signup procedure?

[Blazingpie]

the irony of this post is amazing. At least he didnt try post a link or something.

[Dave A]

I originally made the following post elsewhere. Who knows - my friend might read it and you folk might enjoy it - although it probably means more to forum admins than most other folk.

My friend from (GMT-12:00) Eniwetok, Kwajalein

I have a dear friend who appears to reside in Eniwetok, Kwajalein. I have no idea where Kwajalein might be, other than it must be really close to the international date line. I've never met my buddy, but he must really like my site.

So far he has registered on it over 200 times under different aliases. And every now and then he/she will make a post about some hot p*rn site, or where I can get Viagra, cell phones and other useful stuff. Really nice.

I've tried to contact my unknown buddy as I've started to get worried about him/her. He/she/it seems to have a problem keeping an email address going for any length of time. They're either full to overflowing or have been blacklisted. Goodness only knows why. Doesn't everyone need a cell phone, Viagra or a healthy dose of p*rn from time to time?

Realising that there was a problem with emails, I thought I might try to track him/her down via IP addresses. Do you know that this poor soul is having the same problem with IP addresses? A few aliases with the same IP address every now and then, but clearly my buddy is also suffering from a very erratic proxy server problem. And it certainly isn't very transparent.

I'm amazed that time zone location isn't giving him any trouble.

Anyhow, if anyone knows how to contact my friend from Eniwetok, Kwajalein, please send him/her/it my best regards. I hope the email problem gets resolved real soon. I've got a ticket to hell I'm just dying to send.